June 01, 2026

Offbeat Offline: May 2026 (Plus Introducing the Third Hiatus of the Year)


Welcome to Offbeat Offline, where I bring you up-to-date with what went on in my life during the month just gone, give you a sneak peek of my next shenanigans, and share my favourite posts of late!

What happened last month to yours truly? Same old same old but at least the perm took! Seriously, May was quite unremarkable, except for the perm thing. I finished my work on the spare room just in time for an early summer to arrive (...too bad I have to proceed to deep-clean the rest of the house now...I mean, the heat is still tolerable at this juncture, but give it a couple of weeks 😬...and anyhow, my calf muscles hurt and I'm feeling cranky ALREADY)...I made progress with my ARCs...oh, and I watched Good Omens 3 😄.


📚 ROADBLOCKS. I didn't read much because my one and only full review of the month (scheduled for September) refused to cooperate and took ages to get written, but oh well. Procrastinating would only have resulted in my losing the plot...literally, so I gritted my teeth and trudged on. (To be honest, at least one of my mini reviews gave me a small headache as well...). I didn't reread any book either this month, oops (see above - I was too wrapped up in ARCs, though I managed to squeeze one backlist book in!). Anyhow, I hope to make amends for it during my June hiatus...

Approvals (1):
  • The Whisper by Chelsea Iversen (Adult, supernatural/mystery)
Rule 1: When the trees whisper, listen. 
Rule 2: Don't go into the woods alone. 
In the small mountain town of Whisper Ridge, the girls were inseparable. Joey, Quinn, Sophie, and Elena. Together, they channeled magic in the woods, living by six simple rules. The first being: when the trees whisper, listen. 
But all rules are forgotten, all bonds broken, when Quinn is found dead in the trees. 
In the aftermath, the friends scattered. All except Joey, who still can't move on. Until now, over a decade later, she again hears the trees whisper. 
Those woods remember some of Quinn's last words, and for the first time, Joey realizes she may learn the truth of what happened to her best friend. And so, the friends return to Whisper Ridge, to the woods that once held their magic and their secrets. But unearthing the truth about Quinn puts them all in danger, and in order to survive they'll need to channel their power for the first time in fifteen years to finally put the past to rest.

Note: remember my "summer books I'm looking forward to reading" TMST post last week? My request for this one was still in limbo when I wrote it, but lo and behold, three days later my ARC approval email came!


Reads (4):
This time the author blends dark magic (complete with animal sacrifices), "other places", impossible choices, consequences, betrayal, revenge, messed-up family dynamics, strong female friendship, female rage, female empowerment (literally), girls with sharp edges and a vulnerable center, and a pinch of romance. The main characters are raw and flawed, and I liked that Albert didn't magically (!!!) smooth things out between them (and the other family members) in the end, though she closed the story on a hopeful note.
A simple, yet ultimately poignant tale of grief, guilt, found family (not all of the people variety 😂), friendship (both human and messy, and selfless and capable of transcending planes of existence), longing to be seen/need to belong, and art. Bonus points for the writing style, that manages to be lyrical in its simplicity.
  • The Burn Line by Jonathan Sims (Adult, urban fantasy/mystery)
In equal parts gore fest, psychological horror, creature feature and social commentary, The Burn Line puts a spin on the latter two by weaving them together in a creative - if a bit on the nose - way. Frankly, the only thing that gave me pause was how the author spelled out the message and the metaphor behind the story (more than once, too), instead of trusting his readers to understand the point on their own. Then again, the book has a lot going for it. Bonus points for the badass trans female character.
I decided to list it in my reads, but I haven't finished it yet, so no review excerpt for you! 😳 It's good though.


Reviews (4):
  • Our Crooked Hearts by Melissa Albert (see above)
Mini review to come (on GR for now).
Review to come closer to pub date (spoiler: it blew my socks off!).
  • A (Dead) Thing Like Me by E.G. Young (see above)
Mini review to come closer to pub date.
Mini review to come closer to pub date.


Normally at this point I would list the reviews I plan on posting and the TMST prompts I plan on answering in June, but as I said above, I'm taking the month off. In the meantime, here's the TMST prompt list for the month of June, in case you want to join in:

  • June 2nd: What are your favorite beach reads?
  • June 9th: What’s your favourite board/card game? (a question I submitted)
  • June 16th: Have you ever been surprised by a book that you didn't expect to enjoy? (a question I submitted)
  • June 23th: Do you have any summer plans? If not, what would you like to do?
  • June 30th: Mid-year check-in: What books have you loved so far in 2026?


💇‍♀️ CURLY COMEBACK. I went to get my yearly perm done, and it finally took! 😅 though I had to cut my hair really short to get rid of the old, super-saturated lengths and wipe the slate clean. It's a veritable afro now 😂. Next year I plan on trimming the lengths but keeping a few centimeters of this year’s once-permed hair, in hope that they accept a new perm…so I can have both tight curls and a longer haircut, which I like more/suits me better IMO. I'll be honest - the roots are still (and always will be) a lot more relaxed than they used to be (some of them are straight, even), which means the “perfect version of myself” is going to last less, but I guess I can live with that. At least I can touch up the bangs when needed...but I'll NEVER mess with the lengths again until it's time to cut and start anew! Lesson learned the hard way 😬. And now...


😈😇 INEFFABLE ENDING. As I mentioned above, I managed to watch the final, extended episode of Good Omens. It wasn't perfect for obvious reasons, since the Neil Gaiman controversy resulted in Amazon deciding to squeeze what should have been six episodes into a TV movie, but I'm pleased with where the creative team went with it (not to mention, they used Queen music AGAIN, especially one of my very favourite songs, Don't Stop Me Now, in a scene that was the perfect fit for it!). Also, David Tennant and Michael Sheen never fail to be a total blast together. Did anyone watch it?


PUBLISHING NEWS/TIPS

None this month.

THINK-PIECES, DISCUSSIONS, ORIGINAL FICTION

REVIEWS/RECOMMENDATIONS
OTHER
That's it for now. My next post will be up on July 3rd, and it will be another Offbeat Offline installment. In the meantime, I'm going dormant for a while! but you can still find me on the usual SM, if sporadically (I usually check in once a day).

So, what were your highs/lows in the past month?

28 comments:

  1. Congrats on the perm!! Yay, finally a good one. Did you change hair stylists? I'm really looking forward to your review of Solace House. I guess "it blew my socks off" is your way of saying "Tammy you need to read it!« lol. Have a good month, Roberta😁

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    1. I didn't change hair stylist - this one was still the only one who had a real chance to do my hair right, as I discovered last year when I was doing the rounds of all the hairdressers in town and investigating perm methods and perming solutions. As I said above, she simply cut the overcooked lengths - and processed the hair a bit longer than usual.

      Solace House is a book that I can totally see you enjoy, but of course you should put your ARCs on pause to read it LOL.

      Thank you - you too!

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  2. I'm glad something worked right even if just hair. Although I do think good hair makes one feel the world isn't as bad. Though you probably go by me since my hair is always in a ponytail so I never really did anything with it.

    Let me not have to think about the heat with summer coming so near. Let's just enjoy the good weather and not think too much on that.

    It seems to me you have way too many books to read and not enough time but I guess that's not a bad thing.

    May was okay for me, a bit busy with work but at least, nothing bad that I worried over. Thanks for linking to my blog.

    I hope you have a wonderful hiatus.

    Have a lovely day.

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    1. "I do think good hair makes one feel the world isn't as bad"
      It does!

      "It seems to me you have way too many books to read and not enough time but I guess that's not a bad thing."
      Technically, I don't have them yet...I just hope I can read them at some point! But yeah, the list gets longer and longer...😲

      Glad you had an okay month, though I'm always hoping you can have a great one eventually!

      Thank you! I hope June will treat you well.

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  3. We'll take a good hair day whenever we can get it! I usually just opt for a ballcap when I'm out and about haha. I'll miss your reviews, but hope you still hop in from time to time this next month.

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    1. A perm well done means a good hair year for me LOL.

      Thanks!

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  4. WOO HOO for the perm!! Success that should be celebrated!!

    I haven't decided if I'll watch GO3. I LOVED the book and read (and re-read) it years ago. I enjoyed the first season - they did a good job with the book. But that's the end of the book... so season 2 was just okay. Great actors, but just okay. So am up in the air about this final one.

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    1. I am celebrating 😁.

      GO3 was a bit rushed (out of necessity), but ultimately emotional. It's just a little longer than 90 minutes, too, so you don't need to commit to it as you would if it were a whole series...

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  5. I'm so glad the perm worked for you this time. Horay!
    Good luck with the deep cleaning. I've never watched Good Omens. I have it on the list of shows to watch at some point.
    I'm glad you got some Arc's to read.

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    1. Horay, indeed! 😁

      I'm not sure what type of shows you enjoy, but GO comes absolutely recommended 😁.

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  6. Solace House looks interesting. Glad to hear it was a hit! Looking forward to your thoughts. Hate it when a review is giving me trouble! I usually set it aside ad then come back to it if I can. I usually write reviews right after finishing the book, otherwise I forget too much. Hope you enjoy your hiatus!

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    1. Thanks!

      If I set a review aside and come back to it later, it's even worse...I'm like you - I need to review my books as soon as I can. And I can't seem to start a new one in the meantime...

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  7. I feel like the perm taking the first time is a good omen for you. Let's hope there is a string of good things that follow.

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    1. Ha! nice pun! (to be honest, I had to have a handful on the bangs curls redone become they were a tad loose, but that was a minor annoyance). Thanks!

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  8. I've had my eye on A (Dead) Thing Like Me! I went in a different direction for my blog features, but I'm still curious...

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    1. I think you would enjoy that one. You still have time to make up your mind - it's available on NG as well now.

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  9. Such good news about the perm. So glad you are finally making progress. Also, I am so excited to see Solace House blew you away. I am highly looking forward to that one. I hope you enjoy your break and get everything done you want to! Stay cool!

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    1. Solace House could really work for you, I'm sure. Do you have an ARC?

      "I hope you enjoy your break and get everything done you want to! Stay cool!"
      Ha! Thank you, I'll try!

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  10. Enjoy your hiatus!

    I'm looking forward to watching Good Omens 3 (have to wait 'til my brother has enough time to watch it with me & dad cos he's the only one of us with Amazon Prime, lol,) but it's kinda bittersweet because my mother was a *massive* Good Omens fan, and really wanted to see the last one.

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    1. Your mom had great taste! 😉 I'm sorry she wasn't able to see the show end. I love that the whole family is/was interested in that series enough to watch it all together - or is it more of a tribute to your mom? It will be bittersweet for you to watch it, no doubt...Let me know when you manage to see it, I'm looking forward to your thoughts!

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    2. Well we all watched it with her - she didn't give us much of a choice, tbh. Like I said, my brother's the only one with Amazon Prime, so when he came over she was like, 'Put Good Omens on!'

      So yeah - we're all fans. But she was the biggest fan.

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    3. LOL. I would have gotten along so well with her.

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  11. Glad to hear some good news, yay for the perm! And that's fun that some of the upcoming prompts are questions you submitted. And next time I have Amazon Prime, I'll be sure to watch Good Omens 3, glad you enjoyed it :-)

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    1. Thanks! Yep, the month wasn't half bad 🙂. I hope you get to watch GO3...I think you'll like the ending.

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  12. I am glad the perm took! I used to watch my mum get them when I was a kid, it was sooo boring, it took so long and I was so little

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    1. Ha! It is, indeed, a long and painful (so to speak) process 😂.

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  13. We watched Good Omens last week and were really happy with how it ended! I thought it was very sweet and wrapped up most things.
    Yay for a good perm! lol May all the forces collide into perm perfection next year lol
    When I got them, the top fell out almost immediately and the back would last for years. My current hairdresser is a master at cutting my weird hair and I will cry a river of tears if she ever leaves.

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    1. I'm glad you enjoyed GO3 too! Despite the production issues, the ending was more than decent - and yes, very sweet (gotta love how Michael looked at David LOL - both as Aziraphale and as Asa). Fun fact: the director was a woman who worked on a few Doctor Who episodes, too.

      "May all the forces collide into perm perfection next year lol"
      🤫 😅

      Let's hope you get to keep your current hairdresser for the longest time!

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